Do I really have to lurch out of my sick bed and come and get him? It's not a pretty side what with all the drool and slime. Please somebody tell me he is supposed to log on and let me know where you've all got up to! (And no Fitz - incontinence has not yet kicked in)
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What about Blake? And Alister and Jacob?
We still have Mr. Loyyd for chemistry on a friday. He put our books up on the wall using pins and elastic bands. One of them pinged off and hit me in the forehead.
Boggs also hasnt signed up yet I keep telling him but he is too lazy.
Was the pinging a way of inspiring a dormant brain cell and sparking it into genius chemistry activity? And did it work?!
It wasn't. And it didn't. I promise to find Phillips and beat him (verbally) until he carries out all that is required of him.
Here's today's farmyard fact, as promised - today focussing on pigs: When keeping pigs on pasture for rearing, one should allow a maximum stocking density of 20-24 pigs per hectare (that's 2.5 acres to the unintiated). From personal experience, i would suggest 18 is a more manageable density. Tune in tomorrow, for some more practical advice from Flem's Farmyard Fun (and that's trademarked now - ha!)
HE'S BEHIND YOU!
O No He ISN'T
O YES HE IS!
Once upon a time, there was a sticker called Hagtfs. Hagtfs wasn't very happy, as the people of his town did not like stickers. In fact, they hated everything about stickers; they just never knew what to do with the bit that you peel off the back to unlock the sticky (one would imagine that you would put it into a bin, but the townsfolk were, let's say "uninitiated" on that matter. As a result of this universal distaste for stickers, Hagtfs decided to flee to Wales. Everybody liked him there, so he stayed, and lived happily ever after.
-THE END-
Today in my chemistry lesson I made notes on the ozone layer, and found out about CFCs. I was interesting and I would like to do it again some time.
Today in my chemistry lesson i also made notes on the ozone layer and learnt that a free radical is a single atom, such as a chlorine atom. It was interesting and would like to get 3 big stars but I can't.
I did get three big stars and two little ones and I was very pleased,and then it was my turn to play in the sandpit so i did and i made a castle.
I don't think a sand pit is the ideal foundation for an entire castle, Thomas. You need to think these things through - did you even develop any blue prints? I suggest consulting a qualified architecht before trying to create a structure of that sort. You can't just throw yourself into the deep end, you may end up getting hurt; a spade could land on you, for instance. Think about your family on this one. I'm sure they'd hate to see you with a cut on your leg that has a bit of sand in. Anyway, an event like that spells disaster in any circumstance. Just be careful Thomas, and remember, I saved your life once, so treat my advice with the respect it deserves. The last thing the world needs is you getting a nasty bruise on your leg or something like that . bye
It's true everyone - he did save my life. And if you want me to tell you all the story, you'll have to leave at least three comments on here in the next fortnight which include the words "Flem's great". That's really all there is to it - it's that easy! But i'll give you a taster to really hook you into the story and leave you wanting more. "It was a sunny autumn's afternoon, and 10T had Biology......" That's all for now, you know what you have to do to hear the rest of the story (it's good).
Genuine sciencey question here, miss. We've been given our exammy timetable things, and the list of what we've been entered for. Just out of curiosity, I was wondering what on earth all the different science things it has on actually are? it says we've been entered for "Chemistry B:Unit 2 (C4,C5,C6) Hgh", which seems fairly self-explanatory, but then there are also "Chemistry B: Unit 4 (Skills) R,d&p", and then the seemingly obvious and simple "Chemistry B:Chemistry B". Do they all mean the same thing? am i being stupid? or is it *spooky pause*..... a MYSTERY!. Any way, any explanation of this riddle would be very gratefully received. Thanks, Flem
I also ask the same question, in the light of the Modern Foreign Languages oral exams time mix up thingymajig........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
Don't worry about that question actually, Miss. Mr Snell explained it to us using this confusing metaphor to do with banks or something.
Lets get this straight, I take time to go and find out for you some information FOR YOU! and all i get for this is some sarcasm! I never even used banks it was cashing in!
The following is a brief statement prepared on behalf of my client, Thomas Fleming, with regards to the comment made on the 24th February by one Mr D Snell:
My client is extremely grateful for your time and help, sir, and no sarcasm was intended in either that or this statement. We believe that the fact he wanted an answer enough to ask on here shows how much he wanted one, and the fact that he has now cancelled that request shows that he deemed the answer you so helpfully gave sufficiently helpful. Surely these two facts combine to indicate clearly that he is hugely grateful for the solution you provided to the dilemma mentioned herein. Nonetheless, although no sarcasm was intended, my client and I would like to sincerely apologise here and now for any offense or hurt you may have felt as a result of his ill-thought-out comments. I hope this statement of apology is taken in the sincere tone with which it was intended to be interpreted, and i hope this apology draws a line under the matter, so that we will hear no more of it.
Flemming Is A Muppet, Much Like Thoses Who Work At QCA, How Can They Let Such Shoddy Workmanship Out!
A Science Question:
Considering Coursework,
Many Tuesdays Ago Before The Nights Were Long And Stole The Sun From Us The people Of The North, With The Help Of It's Friend the North Wind, When Following My Studies It Became Necessary For Me To Complete A Research Task On The Subject Of Francium. During The Great Alaspse Of Time, From My Memory Has Escaped The Knowledge Of Whether This Was An Actual OCR Gateway Science Endorsed Piece Of Courswork
Or Just A Dry Run? Anyway I Thank You For Your Time And Wish You the Best.
Hi Tim - yes it was an actual piece of coursework. I've got a practice one now delivered to me at home - the one that you did on drug development that I'll mark and get back to you before you all have another go.
You gave this lot drug development!!!!!! are you crazy!!!!
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